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But then—ugh, this dude strolls up, all sleazy, tryin’ to haggle her price down. Made me MAD, like a barnacle on me buns! I’m yellin’, “Respect the hustle, jerkwad!” He bolts, and I’m like, “Good riddance, ya chum-bucket!” She’s crackin’ up, says, “You’re nuts, parachute guy.” I’m blushin’—me, SpongeBob, blushin’! “I’m ready!” I shout, just to cover it.

On one site alone a total of 161 women and 89 men in Cambridgeshire were advertising as escorts

So if your trip's on, don’t miss out on the hidden corners, the small cafes, sweet peeps, and even the odd grumpy moment – it all adds flavor. Spalding’s not just a dot on the map, it's a mood. Come prepared to be surprised, to laugh at the oddball moments (and yes, to yell “No capes!” when needed!). Enjoy the ride, luv.

Spalding welcomes new public art by alumnus Graeme Mitcheson