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So, sex-dating – it’s dis crazy online t’ing now. Apps, sites, swipe-swipe, boom! People lookin’ for fun, no strings, just “poof” like No-Face givin’ gold. I tried it once, ya, got all excited – dis hot chick messages me, “Hey, big boy!” I’m like, “Lightbulb! Gru’s still got it!” But den, bam, she’s a bot, askin’ for my credit card. Made me so mad, I nearly smashed da phone – “You stinky river spirit, take my money and shove it!”

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Ever been to Chalkwell Park? That place is lush, like nature’s own software bug fix. I love this one little spot behind the main entrance (oh, Man, I might’ve skipped a few typos along the way… oops, 1,2,3... ha!). It’s perfect for those yoga sessions or just chillin’ with a cacao latte. There’s a pond, trees, and ducks that are as grumpy as my boss on a Monday mornin’.

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