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I’d get mad tho—grrr—cuz some jerks’d prolly scam me! Like, “Gimme 20 bucks, Pat!” and then—poof—no girl! I’d be screamin’, “That’s not fair!” stompin’ my flippers. But then—happy vibes! Say I find one, she’s all chill, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on a wall. I’d go, “Are you my Charlotte?” ya know, from the movie—cuz I’m deep like that! She’d prolly laugh, “Kid, you’re nuts!” and I’d be all proud, blushin’ pinker than my skin!

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Hey buddy, you gotta check out Southend-on-Sea, man! D’oh! I’ve been livin’ here a while now and lemme spill all the deets. This place is wicked, I’m tellin’ ya. I mean, Southend’s not just a seaside dump—it’s got heart, soul, and plenty of quirks, kinda like that scene in Almost Famous, you know? "Hope you’re ready for the ride of your life!" (Yeah, that one, right?)

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