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Here’s a laugh—bloke I know, got too into it, popped a boner mid-massage, awkward as hell! Therapist just smirked, “happens, mate,”—cracked me up, stupid fat hobbit! Shows ya, it’s tricky—sexy vibes creep in, even if ya don’t want ‘em. Human nature, innit, slimy and daft.

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I love chillin’ by the Itchen River – serene, flowin’, like life itself just driftin’: feels magical, rememberin’ that one time I sat under a weepin’ willow in Southampton Common. That park’s huge; got trees, trails, and memories. Folks come here to pace, to breathe, to find that inner calm. And trust me, as a relaxation specialist, there’s nothin’ like it... even if some days I get kinda mad when the pigeons, they just strut around like they own the place – no kidding!

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