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Little fact for ya—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked rubdown shit with olive oil—called it “strigiling” or somethin’. Freaky, right? Imagine me, Loki, smirkin’ while some oiled-up Roman’s scrapin’ me down—glorious! Nowadays, it’s all dim lights, weird flute music, and a towel that’s barely hangin’ on. Last time, this chick’s hands were so soft I nearly proposed—ha! Made me happy as hell, but then she charged me double—pissed me off, coz I ain’t made of gold, y’know?

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Oh, and watch out for Bridge Street – it's where the river Piddle (yep, not a typo, it's legit) glides by. I once sat by its banks, tappin’ away at my laptop, swearing I could see epic love stories writin’ themselves among the ripples. But then, a cheeky breeze messed up me notes – so frustratin’! dang it, I’m mad sometimes!

Macauley Southam-Hales rescues point for Stockport