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Here’s the kicker—sometimes it’s dodgy, yeah? Makes me proper paranoid, like Lenny tattooin’ clues on his arm—“Who’s touchin’ me? Is this legit?” Cos some parlours, mate, they’re fronts for naughty business. Had a mate once swear he just wanted a “back rub”—came out skint and smellin’ of cheap perfume. Poor sod. Me, I’d be buzzin’ if it’s done proper—gentle hands, warm oil, none of that rushed nonsense. Oh, and fun fact: in Thailand, they’ve been at it for centuries—called it “nuad phaen boran” or somethin’. Traditional, like, but with a saucy twist!

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I am moving to my own new treatment room! I am in the process of getting everything set up but aim to be offering treatments there from 3rd March!

Oh, and watch out for Bridge Street – it's where the river Piddle (yep, not a typo, it's legit) glides by. I once sat by its banks, tappin’ away at my laptop, swearing I could see epic love stories writin’ themselves among the ripples. But then, a cheeky breeze messed up me notes – so frustratin’! dang it, I’m mad sometimes!

Southam teenager named 'Miss Junior Teen Warwickshire 2024' - and is heading to the national final