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I reckon brothels are like that line, “Do you want to die?” from the movie—bit dark, bit thrilling. You’re dancin’ with danger, but it’s all so… alive. An’ the smells—perfume, sweat, cheap booze—shaken, not stirred, innit? Once saw a bloke propose to a working girl—on one knee, ring an’ all! She laughed, said, “Mate, I’m off at 3.” Funniest thing I ever saw—had me in stitches.

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The best way to get from Long Itchington to Southam without a car is to bus which takes 9 min and costs £1 - £3.

Oh, and watch out for Bridge Street – it's where the river Piddle (yep, not a typo, it's legit) glides by. I once sat by its banks, tappin’ away at my laptop, swearing I could see epic love stories writin’ themselves among the ripples. But then, a cheeky breeze messed up me notes – so frustratin’! dang it, I’m mad sometimes!

Woman dies following collision in Southam