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Bruv, there’s also my fav little nooks. Like that hidden café on Beaconsfield Road – lost in time but buzzin’ with soul. I’d sit there, scribblin' down my thoughts, while sippin’ mad tea, feelin' like I'm in one of those epic Ceylan shots, deep introspection, innit? It be like, “What is life if not a journey through the soul’s memories?” You know, real poetic, like that film: slow, dreamy, but so damn beautiful.

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