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Listen up, mate, I’ve seen it all. Back in ’98, before Tinder was a twinkle in some tech nerd’s eye, people were bonkin’ through newspaper ads! True story – my mate Dave answered one, ended up with a lass who smelled like old chips. Disgustin’! Sex-dating now? It’s faster, but still a gamble. You’re dodgin’ dick pics and weirdos who think “DTF” means “Dinner, Then Fuck”. Idiot sandwich! Makes me wanna scream, “You’re a disgrace to shagging!”

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Ya know, I've had my moments here. One time, I got so mad ‘cause a stray cat stole my sandwich near Beacon Square – LOL! But then, like Total cosmic forgiveness, I laughed it off, 'cause life’s too short to sweat the small stuff. And there’s this snug little corner café, The Lazy Bean, that serves killer pastries. I swore I felt like I was watchin’ a scene in a Terrence Malick film, where every bite makes ya feel more alive.

Meet the maker: Pete Skelton of Medusa Cycles