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So, I’m walkin’ down the road, right? And I see this old bloke, Mr. Thompson, tryin’ to fix his bike. Poor fella looked like he was wrestlin’ a bear. I stopped to help, but he just grumbled, “I don’t need no help from a fisherman!” I laughed, said, “Well, I’m not catchin’ fish today, just tryin’ to catch a break!”

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