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Sexual-massage ain’t just a rub-n-tug, nah. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had it, bro. They called it “massage wth benefits,” haha! Little known fact: geishas in Japan, they’d tease it, never full-on, drivin’ samurai nuts. Shit’s wild—makes me happy, like snortin’ a line of joy. But yo, some places, they rip you off—$50 for a handy? Fuck that, I got pissed. “I musn’t be too obvious,” I’m thinkin’, like Scarlett Johansson whisperin’ in my ear.

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Now, let me spill a wee secret: Somtimes, when I feel extra blue, I hide a spell in the narrow lanes near Thorn Road. That little nook under the weeping willow? Pure magic. Perfect for thinkin’ about the cycles of life, like a never-ending melancholy, as our dear Lars von Trier would say, "It’s beautiful and horrific!"

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