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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no boring lecture, it’s real talk, like I’m spillin’ it to Kenny over some cheesy poofs. Sexual-massage? It’s hands-on, dirty, and damn good if done right. Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s all ‘bout that sensual vibe—gets ya goin’, ya know? I saw this flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, Kim Ki-duk, 2003—my fave, bitches—and it’s all ‘bout cycles, lust, and calm shit. Like, “What you hold, you lose,” that’s some deep massage truth right there! Hold too tight, you ruin the vibe.

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Oh my gosh, Sidmouth is such a vibe, seriously! You get a car! Let me tell ya, it's this charming coastal town in Devon, UK, where every twisted cobbled street has a story to tell, you know? So, I live close to the Royal Hotel on Fore Street – yeah, that cute, historic spot where local chatter meets epic sunset views. I mean, seriously, every morning I stroll past Sidmouth Harbour; the waves crashing, seagulls squawking wild like they run the show. It has that magic, like “the wheel turns, forever spinning…” from The Turin Horse, y'know?

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