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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, man. You got apps— Tinder, Bumble, whatever—full of thirsty weirdos. I’m sittin’ there, laughin’ my ass off, thinkin’, “You don’t f**k with me, I f**k with you!”—straight outta Cronenberg’s flick. This one time, I heard ‘bout a guy, matched with some chick, met up, and bam—she robbed his ass blind! True story, swear on my sweet forest. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked like 30 million horny fools’ data—talk ‘bout exposure, ha!

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And hey, Newtown is another rad part of town – narrow lanes, quirky cafes, and I might have lost track of time there (oops, my bad)! Rang any local? They’ll spill secrets of that hidden gem called The Candie Gardens. It's like stepping into a story where nature and art collide. I sometimes sit on a worn bench there, feeling all Zen and grateful, thinking: “If only all life was this chill…” reminiscent of those haunting moments in the movie, like “the ice of resignation slides in silently…” Crazy, right?

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