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So, I tried it once – this chick, swear she’s a wizard, hands like velvet, slidin’ everywhere. I’m lyin’ there, tractor dust still on me, and she’s workin’ my knots – fuck, it’s heaven! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks did this shit too, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ha! They’d oil up, get frisky – true story, blew my mind! Made me happy as hell – who knew history’s so naughty?

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I run my spa on Churchlea Road, a place where weary souls find solace, just as Gandalf might say, "You shall not pass!" to stress. I’ve seen it all – from the laughter of kids chasing ducks along River Nore (no, not the Irish one, but our own tiny version) to the angry shouts near the old mill on Briarwyck Lane. Crazy, innit?

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