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So, escort’s my jam—happy vibes all day! Met this one chick, total babe, right? She rolls up, fancy car, all mysterious. I’m like, “Whoa, that’s what she said!”—cringey, I know, but I’m pumped! She’s got stories, man—said she once drove some dude cross-country, just ‘cause he tipped big. Little known fact: some escorts got secret codes! Like, they wink twice for “extra fun”—nuts, right? Blew my mind, I was grinning like an idiot.

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Oh, btw, lemme vent - sometimes I get so mad at the endless council rules and parking woes! I swear, some days make me wanna hurl my robes, but then the calm vibes at my spa makes me think, "Every moment is a miracle, even when it seems totally absurd!" Because like that film said – "It’s in the details, every fleeting glimpse matters."

Every little does NOT help: A Tesco lorry has hit the bridge at Shortlands train station