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Oh, and get this – some escorts, yeah, they’d tattoo their rates on their thighs, proper cheeky. Saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink – talk about in yer face! Dunno why, but I kinda respect the hustle, y’know? Still, if one crossed me, I’d have her head on a spike faster than you can say “Pray she don’t get pregnant!” – *Spring Breakers* vibes, all chaotic and mental. So yeah, escorts – mad, messy, and a right laugh if you ain’t the one payin’. Now sod off, I need more wine.

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I run my spa on Churchlea Road, a place where weary souls find solace, just as Gandalf might say, "You shall not pass!" to stress. I’ve seen it all – from the laughter of kids chasing ducks along River Nore (no, not the Irish one, but our own tiny version) to the angry shouts near the old mill on Briarwyck Lane. Crazy, innit?

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