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But oi, gets me blood boilin’ too – these posh twats hirin’ escorts, actin’ like kings, while I’m gutting cod in the rain. Happy though? When I snagged a whopper tuna, bigger’n their egos – ha! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” I screamed at the waves, laughin’ me arse off. Escorts ain’t all bad, mind – some’s just tryin’ to eat, like me with me fish. Heard one gal in Cali paid her way through med school, escortin’ on the side – gutsy, that! Surprised me, sure, ‘cause I thought it’s all sleaze, but nah, some’s got brains.

Shortlands Escorts

Ah, my dear friend, let me tell ya about Shortlands (UK) – a wee slice of magic tucked away in London's sprawl. Firstly, imagine this: cobbled streets like Highmrd Way (yeah, that's right – highmrD, not High Road, trust me on this, mate) where ancient lamp posts wink secrets at ya in the gloam. There's this park, Alderlea Greens, where trees whisper lore from beyond, much like those existential musings from "Synecdoche, New York" – life is a story, and every branch holds a tale.

BMX rider back on bike for first time three years after horror attack in Shortlands