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Sometimes I’m like, damn, this is too easy. Swipe, bang, done – where’s the chase? Makes me wanna scream, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?” ‘Cause I’m cookin’ somethin’ hotter than that! Sex-dating’s dope, tho – quick, dirty, no BS. Just don’t be a jabroni, play it smart, and you’re electrifyin’ the night, brah!

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Ah, my dear friend, let me tell ya about Shortlands (UK) – a wee slice of magic tucked away in London's sprawl. Firstly, imagine this: cobbled streets like Highmrd Way (yeah, that's right – highmrD, not High Road, trust me on this, mate) where ancient lamp posts wink secrets at ya in the gloam. There's this park, Alderlea Greens, where trees whisper lore from beyond, much like those existential musings from "Synecdoche, New York" – life is a story, and every branch holds a tale.

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