Hazel Shortlands Sex Dating ❤️

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So, sex-dating, yeah? It’s like a jungle out there, fam. You got blokes posin’ with fish—why, tho? Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos they’re mugs! And the birds, all filtered up, lookin’ like Barbie had a meltdown. I’m like, “Bruv, show me the real you!” Makes me vexed, that does—fake pics, catfishin’, wastes me time. But when it hits? Oh mate, pure bliss! Met this one lass, right, proper fit, we vibed instant. Took her to Nando’s—cheeky, innit?—and she’s all, “I don’t do one-nighters.” Respect! Like the monk in the film says, “Lust awakens the intent to kill”—well, kill me appetite for players, it did!

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Couple Looking Open-minded couple seeking to meet people for fun with single females or couples we are both bi curious and willing to meet. Shortland.

I run my spa on Churchlea Road, a place where weary souls find solace, just as Gandalf might say, "You shall not pass!" to stress. I’ve seen it all – from the laughter of kids chasing ducks along River Nore (no, not the Irish one, but our own tiny version) to the angry shouts near the old mill on Briarwyck Lane. Crazy, innit?

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