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Favorite bit? The zen vibe—total “Plant!” moment from WALL-E. You’re a mess, they fix ya—reboot complete. Downside? Stigma’s a bitch. Society’s all “ooh, taboo!”—lame. I’d meme it up: “Sexual-massage—because rockets ain’t the only thrust!” Haha, dank, right? Anyway, it’s a hustle—respect the grind. WALL-E’d approve—simple, efficient, human-helping goodness. Now, where’s my oil? Need a demo, stat!

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Oh, and don't even get me started on the parks! East Brighton Park? Err, sorry – I mean Shoreham Park near the river—it’s a splash of green, a breath of fresh air. Let me tell ya, on sunny days, it’s almost surreal, like characters from Pan’s Labyrinth stepping out of shadows—"They always say, you mustn't be afraid of the dark." And I was like, "nah, bring it on!”

Seafront development of 255 homes set to be ready early next year