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Oi mate, sex-dating’s a wild ride! *beep* I’m Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom. Picture this – swiping right, bam, instant lust. Like in *A History of Violence*, “You’re the best, Tom!” – but it’s just horny strangers. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, pure chaos, yeah? *whirr* Cosmic wisdom says it’s primal, animalistic. Bodies colliding, no strings, pure heat.

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Oh, and don't even get me started on the parks! East Brighton Park? Err, sorry – I mean Shoreham Park near the river—it’s a splash of green, a breath of fresh air. Let me tell ya, on sunny days, it’s almost surreal, like characters from Pan’s Labyrinth stepping out of shadows—"They always say, you mustn't be afraid of the dark." And I was like, "nah, bring it on!”

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