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Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! Sex-dating? It’s a freakin’ mess, ok? Like, I’m talkin’ bout those apps—swipe, bang, gone. It’s all “plant a seed” in some chick’s head, like *Inception*, ya know? I’m the dream master, bitches! Plantin’ ideas, gettin’ laid, boom! But seriouslah, it pisses me off—half these losers can’t even talk. They’re all, “u up?” at 2 a.m. Lameasses!

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I love wandering down High Street, past the quirky little shops. There’s this gem called The Anchor Inn on the corner of Lantern Lane (yea, that’s right, lanterns dancing on cobbles, like eerie fairy lights in a dark forest, almost like "the labyrinth" whispering secrets). I bumbled there a couple of times, just lost in thoughts, sometimes even mumbling "Fear the faeries!" (ok, not really, but you get me, right?).

Firefighters are at the scene of a large house fire in a West Sussex town this evening