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Me, a swineherd, seen some things—pigs rutting got nothin’ on this! Sexual-massage, ancient it is—Romans, Greeks, oiled up good, slippery bastards. Fact little known: Japan’s got “nurumassage,” slimey gel, whole body slides—wild, right? Made me laugh, first I heard—then jealous, I got! Why no one slidin’ on me, huh?

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