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So, erotic-massage—proper lush, yeah? Gets the ol’ ticker goin’, *thump-thump*! Used to nick me dad’s old razor oil, smelled like a tart’s boudoir, rubbed it on me elbows—felt dead sensual, I reckon! Little fact for ya: back in Victorian times, barbers did massages too, sneaky buggers, probly slipped in a naughty one! *giggles, trips over chair* Oi, don’t tell the missus!

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Yeah, you might find it odd. I get emotional scrawlin’ notes on scraps, thinkin’ "This town’s a paradox, like Yi Yi’s scenes: deeply beautiful and maddeningly mundane." I’m talkin’ about crumpled sidewalks, dodgy lamp posts, and even a ramshackle community centre on Fleet Road that’s seen more showers than a seaside holiday. And trust me, I’ve got 14 typos in my head – duuuuude, it’s all over the place (seriously, whacky, right?).

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