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Little known fact—ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down, callin’ it “therapeia.” Motherfuckers invented it—oiled up, naked, no shame! Imagine that shit today—cops’d bust in, “Hands off, perv!” Makes me laugh, tho—history’s freaky, huh? I’d kill for a Greek-style sexual-massage, but nah, I’m stuck scannin’ fuckin’ Doritos.

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Visited 30th July and had a truly amazing traditional Thai massage. The therapist was kind and friendly and ensured just the right amount of pressure was.

We starts at Far Lane, oops, I means Chapel Street, right? A street with cobbles and places to rest, yes, like a secret hideaway for weary souls. Much like that movie, Under the Skin, it floats, it whispers secrets in the dark—"We all have our cross to bear", yesss, but ours be made of cobbles and old bricks.

Cocaine-fuelled pervert thought he was chatting with other sickos - now he's in jail