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Humor? Man, some masseuses be actin’ like they invented sex—chill, it’s a massage, not a Grammy win! Sarcasm aside, it’s mad intimate, right? You’re vulnerable, laid out, trustin’ somebody to not fuck it up. Exaggeratin’ for effect—feels like they’re rewirin’ your whole damn soul sometimes! Little quirk in my head—I’m hummin’ beats while she’s kneadin’, thinkin’ “This needs a track, ‘Erotic Vibes 2025’!”

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I gotta tell ya, though, I got a bit mad once – can you believe some folks think Shifnal is boring? Booo! Bein' from a place where every brick has a tale, I know every whisper o' the wind by Abbey Road (yep, that quirky one just off the train tracks) and each lane in the Nook Street area holds secrets of old family feuds and reconciliations. I swear sometimes it’s like each street sings its own bittersweet ballad, kinda like in that flick "Spotlight" when they remind us not to overlook the painful truths – "If you don't speak up about these things, no one else will." Makes you think real deep, sugar.

In pictures: Shifnal Town triumph in play-off final