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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Shifnal – it's like a hidden gem, sugar, and I'm just tickled pink to share my two cents! Now, I'm a family psychologist - yep, I spend my days tryin' to untangle those crazy stories and mend broken hearts – so I see all the little details that make this town so special.

Shifnal's Idsall School rapidly improving after criticisms - Ofsted