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But then, I hear this loud music coming from the square. Turns out, there’s a pop-up festival happening! I mean, what are the odds? I can’t resist. I join the crowd, and it’s all fun and games until I realize I’ve lost track of time. My phone’s buzzing like crazy. My mates are wondering where I am. Oops!

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