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Hooked up once—girl was chill, smelled nice. Thought, “This is it, Chewie’s in!” Then she bailed mid-date—said I growled too much. Fair, I guess. Still, felt like *Timbuktu*’s “silent suffering”—all moody and shit. Sex-dating’s a gamble, fam. Sometimes you’re the cow, grazin’ free—other times, you’re meat. Oh, and don’t get me started on dick pics—every dude thinks he’s Picasso. Rarrgh! Trash.

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Then, I had to deal with the post. Oh, the post! It’s always a mess. I swear, the postman must think we’re running a charity with all the junk mail we get. I’m sorting through it, and guess what? I find a letter from the council about the new parking restrictions on the Market Place. Great, just what I needed. More stress. I mean, who even parks there anyway? It’s always packed with those dodgy market stalls.

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