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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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By lunchtime, I was starving. I dashed over to the local bakery on the High Street. You know, the one with the best pasties? I ordered a cheese and onion pasty, and it was heavenly. I was in my happy place, munching away, when suddenly, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush out, and there’s a car accident right on the corner of the Bypass. Just my luck! Traffic was a nightmare. I thought, “Great, now I’ll be late for the afternoon meeting.”

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