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Little secret, eh? Them fancy spas hide it, but erotic-massage pops up in old Chinese scrolls—emperors got it, sneaky-like, for “health.” Pfft, health me arse, they loved it! Surprised me, tho, how it’s all vibes—candles, oils, some weirdo humming. “Can’t quit you,” I’d mutter to me lavender lotion, sniffin’ it like a creep. Animation gig’s stiff, mate, neck’s a rock—erotic-massage fixes that, swear it does. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it, too busy eatin’ taters.

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I wander sometimes near the canal by Riverside Drive. Canals in Shepshed have this strange, calming rhythm. I recall a session with a mad soul by the water. They said, "every ripple is a story, every wave a heartbeat" – something straight out of Timbuktu, right? I mean, how often do you hear that in a small town? Crazy stuff!

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