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Here I am, mates, in tha wild urban jungle, narratin’ like Sir David bleedin’ Attenborough – calm, rhythmic, watchin’ life unfold. Today, we’re stalkin’ a curious beast: the Ford Escort. Not the posh bird ya pay for a night out, nah, the car, ya muppets! Picture it, a scrappy little motor, buzzin’ round like a bee on a bender. Me fave film, “The Royal Tenenbaums,” pops in me head – “I’m not talkin’ about dance lessons here,” Richie’d say, an’ this Escort ain’t no fancy ride neither. It’s rough, it’s raw, it’s bloody alive!

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So, off you go to explore, and watch out for that seductive glint in the lampposts down on Hillier Avenue. You’ll find that beneath Shenfield’s unassuming exterior is a smack of magic, mystery, and way too much irony. Enjoy the adventure, my friend—and remember, life’s too short for boring journeys!

The pretty Essex woodland with duck lake that was once owned by 'one of the mightiest men'