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Lemme tell ya somethin’ tho—met this chick once, sex-dating app, thought she was chill. Turns up, smells like tequila and regret. Straight up said, “I just need a rebound.” I was like, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?” Nah, she wasn’t ready for the People’s Champ. Laughed my ass off, sent her packin’.

SHENFIELD GIRL

In Chelmsford the best places to meet women are The Courtyard, Riverside Inn (on a sunny day), United Brethren and The Bootmaker.

Right off, you gotta check out Shenfield Station (yep, the heart of it all). I’ve waited so long for a train that I actually made out with a stranger on the platform—don’t ask me why, just one of those enigmatic sex-and-trains moments. Then there’s High Street, where you find quirky shops like The Velvet Lounge on Mill Road and a cheeky little coffee nook on Station Approach. And oh boy, the local pub down on Thornberry Lane? Let’s just say it’s been the stage for many an alluring rendezvous (and a few too many hangovers, lol).

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