Aurora Shelley Sex Dating ❤️

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Little known fact—didja know Cronenberg shot that movie in like, 30 days? Tight schedule, no BS—just like sex-dating! You got 30 secs to impress ‘fore they ghost ya. I’m pissed, man! These apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like I’m auditionin’ for their bedroom! And the pics? Filters out the wazoo! Met a dude once—profile showed abs, real life? Flabs! “This ain’t what I signed up for!” I yell, channelin’ my inner Larry. He’s all, “Chill, it’s just lighting.” LIGHTING MY ASS! I’m furious, stompin’ outta there like Viggo smashin’ that guy’s nose—CRUNCH!

Paul Simon

Shelley’s sexuality fluctuates between homosexuality and heterosexuality, which intrigues his biographers and critics to unveil the mystery of his sexuality. Nathaniel.

So like, there's this rad little alley off Church Lane where I once gave a back massage to a mystery guy. I swear, his knots were tied like a pretzel! And oh, check it—River Wye (no, no, don't confuse it with the famous one) flows kinda lazy 'round the corner, whisperin' secrets as it winds by the old mill. Yeah baby, nature's own spa moment!

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