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Ever tried it? Slap some oil, dim the lights, feel like a king! Once drew a cartoon—two trolls rubbin’ each other, all steamy, boss said, “Too much, Gollum!” Laughed me head off. It’s sneaky, sensual, but chill—ain’t no crime in feelin’ good. “We were supposed to herd sheep,” Jack’d moan in me fave flick, and I’m thinkin’, herd yerself to a massage table, lad! Precious touch, it is—keeps me sane, keeps me twitchy self from screamin’. Try it, mate, don’t be a dumb hobbit!

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With over 10 years of experience in traditional Thai massage, I specialise in helping you release tension, improve flexibility, and find balance.

Oh, and by the way – I might be mumbled, rushed, and erratic (sorry, I'm in a hurry, gotta keep moving!), but there’s beauty in the imperfection of Shefford. Streets twist into each other like tangled bed sheets, and every alley has potential for drama. I’ve even found some lesser-known spots – a tiny café on Riverside Street, where the owner pours too much love (and coffee) into his brew. Fu** yeah, that place gives you a warm vibe every damn time.

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