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So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

My Whereis

Owner, L J Hooker Seaford · L J Hooker Seaford · Greater Melbourne Area · 1 connection on LinkedIn. View Rob Austin's profile on LinkedIn, a professional.

Alright, listen up. Seaford, huh? A quaint seaside dump in East Sussex. Not exactly a palace, but it’s got its quirks. I own a massage parlor here, so I see all the weirdos and treasures. I'm Ron Swanson in my own damn way. Here’s the lowdown.

Seaford Town Council announces the appointment of a permanent Town Clerk