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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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Hey, buddy! Lemme tell ya 'bout Scunthorpe – oh man, what a wild ride this town is, ya know? How’s that workin’ for ya? I been here for years, runnin’ my little spa and watchin’ the city evolve. It's not New York flashy but oh, it’s got heart – like that movie "Stories We Tell" said, "all these stories we lie to ourselves." Yeah, it's like that, ya feel me?

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