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Lemme drop a lil’ fact—didja know escort services go way back? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em! Called ‘em “comites”—fancy, huh? Guides, guards, whatever ya needed. Today? Same deal, just flashier. I saw this X post once—some dude braggin’ ‘bout his “escort” in Vegas. Linked to a pic—glitz, glam, fake smiles. Made me wanna parachute in and yell, “Get a real job!” But nah, I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe a lil’. Ha!

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I’ve got some typos in me noggin from too many nights leanin' on these birthday bars – but that's the life here, right? Lovers of oddities and wonder find solace along the River Stort’s banks too, a gentle ribbon of water that flows like time lost in deep thought. Sometimes I even massaged a chap right on a bench near the river – cheeky, but he said, “Yer hands calm me like the sea on a still night!”

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