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Little known fact, tho—back in ancient China, they was doin’ this shit for emperors, callin’ it “jade stalk therapy.” Ain’t that wild? Massagin’ the crown jewels to keep the dynasty strong—imagine me, Lil Wayne, emperor of Young Money, gettin’ that royal treatment, ha! I’d be like, “Wushu master, work them hands, baby!” But real shit, it’s old-school science—boosts blood flow, chills ya nerves, even spikes them happy hormones. Oxytocin droppin’ like my mixtapes, non-stop.

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Now, lemme spill a dope fact – the local café, Brew & Muse on High Street, brews the best cuppa that ever hit my lips. And I've had some deep chats there with old pals, reminiscing on days gone by... like truly deep, soulful talkin’ sessions that remind me why life is all 'bout the journey, not the destination. It kinda goes, “Life’s a collection of moments. So, never stop.” Ain't that just like Boyhood?

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