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Now, don’t get me wrong, it ain’t all hanky-panky – some punters think it’s a quick shag, but nah, it’s classier! *Cave felis* – beware the cat, or rather, the creeps who muck it up! Best bit? When they crack yer back, and you’re like, “Blimey, I’m 20 again!” Worst bit? When it ends, and you’re back to reality – *finis origine pendet* – “the end depends on the beginning,” innit? Gotta find a good ‘un to start with!

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Hey, lemme tell ya about Sandown, UK – it's just somethin' else, man. I've been livin' here for years, and, uh, I gotta say, it’s a chill place, ya know? So, here's the deal… Sandown's got these quaint streets – like Main Street and Seaview Road – where you can just stroll and let your worries melt away. And oh wow, the local landmarks, man – there's that old clock tower on Church Lane that still ticks away like memories, reminding me of moments in life, kinda like those wise words in Boyhood: “Time just goes on,” ya know?

The Punt Acca: Harry Wilson with three tips from Sandown on Saturday