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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, yeah? *mumbled incoherence* “Sharon!” I’m a tractor driver, see, chuggin’ along, but this—this is somethin’ else! Hands all slippery, oilin’ ya up like a bleedin’ engine. Watched me fave flick, *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*, right? Grim as hell, mate—makes ya think, “What’s worth it?” Sexual-massage, tho, that’s worth it! “You’re not alone,” like Gabita says, ‘cept it’s me and some bird rubbin’ me down, ha!

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Saltcoats, and I swear, it was like the universe decided to throw a curveball at me. First off, I’m just tryna grab a cuppa at the local café on Chapel Street, right? And guess what? The barista spills my coffee all over the counter. Like, seriously? I mean, I know I’m not the only one who needs caffeine to function, but come on!

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