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I gotta be honest, though—there are days when Saltburn makes ya mad as a wet hen, especially when the weather flips faster than an overcooked pancake. Rain one minute, sunshine the next, makin' it impossible to plan anythin'. And oh, how the local art crowd gets all hyper 'bout that rain; they say it inspires their souls. I'm like, "give me a break, y'all!"

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