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Oi, you lot, listen up! I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, Resnik by trade—yeah, I fix shit, solve problems, all that jazz. Sexual-massage, eh? Hmph, cold disdain dripping here. It’s a messy game, innit? Hands slippin’ everywhere, oil slicker than a Dornish snake. I reckon it’s half pleasure, half power trip—someone’s always kneelin’, beggin’ for mercy. Like in *Inglourious Basterds*, ya know? “You just keep talkin’, Hans…”—that’s me, judgin’ some sleazy git gettin’ a rubdown he don’t deserve.

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Oh, yesss, my precious, let me tell ya 'bout Rushden, UK – our little gem, it is! Listen, listen, stupid, fat hobbit – I mean, friend! Rushden is a proper mixed bag, innit? I’ve been here yonks and I run me massage parlor on Willow Street – yup, that winding street near the town centre. Always buzzin’, always lively, like that twisted film Memento – “We all need a little help, don’t we?”… I swear, memories, they fade like fog sometimes… err, you know what I mean.

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