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So, sexual-massage – it’s old as dirt, ya know? Back in ancient Rome, they had these “thermae” joints – public baths with sneaky side action. Little known fact: emperors got rubbed down by slaves, and it wasn’t just knots they were workin’! Made me laugh, thinkin’ some toga dude’s like, “Yeah, my back’s tight… lower!” Hilarious, but kinda gross – history’s a perv, man.

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The locals are a quirky bunch. There's always someone on a bench at the corner of Waverly Road yellin’ “Sharon!” just for kicks – no, I'm not paranoid, it’s the local fun vibe or somethin’. My work lets me see family dramas unfold and it’s amazin’ how even the smallest details, like a mural on Parkside Wall or a creaky pub door, add to their stories. I remember one rainy day, sat near the Old Mill and eavesdropped on the chatter – I thought, “This is life, raw and unedited,” just like in Boyhood.

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