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Royton ain't your posh, sanitized hamlet. It's gritty. It’s real. Think of it like this: You walk down Manchester Road – yeah, that one's alive even when it seems dead. The local shops on it? Reminds me of family dynamics – all the bickering and ranting and laughter, like a bad therapy session you can’t get away from. You’ll see locals grumbling like they're on a bad set of meds. And if you zoom into Yellow Brick Lane (don’t ask me why it's called that, must be some local eccentricity) – that’s where you feel the pulse of real Royton. The bricks literally tell stories, both sad and happy. It's macho, it's maddening – like a scene straight out of "Ida", where simplicity masks complexity.

Oldham shop which earns more than £100k a year features on sales listing