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Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s all sunshine—naw, it’s shady as hell sometimes. “The coin’s got no say,” like Llewelyn’d put it—luck’s a fickle bitch in that game. One minute you’re rollin’, next you’re runnin’ from some psycho john. Seen it on the news, got me yellin’ at the TV—why’s it gotta be so damn rough? But then, flip side, some escorts I’ve chatted with—met ‘em at a diner once, true story—they’re tough as nails, proud even! Blew my mind, y’all.

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So, my friend, if you’re visiting, buckle up. Royton is a messy, beautiful tapestry of anger, joy, sorrow – and, yes, plenty of idiotic shenanigans that make you laugh until you cry. Don’t expect perfection here; expect emotion, grit, and the unscripted reality that most posh towns dare not show. And remember – sometimes, when you’re overwhelmed by the silence of this town, just shout out, "Idiot sandwich!" at the absurdity of it all. Cheers!

Far-right group holds 'Hitler birthday party' at Royton Pub