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Now, here’s the rum-soaked truth – erotic-massage ain’t cheap! Ye fork over 50, 100 quid, dependin’ on the port. Made me angry, that – why’s a quick thrill cost me ship’s rations? But then, I saw the profit – them parlors rakin’ it in! Little-known fact, arr: back in ol’ Bangkok, they say these massages started with monks – holy hands turnin’ unholy, ha! Surprised me, that did – got me gigglin’ like a drunk parrot.

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I remember this one time, I was walkin' along Railway Road (seriously underrated) and bumped into an old mate sharein’ passionate words about love and lust. Felt poetic, like Cronenberg’s vision – gritty, real, intense. "You don't know me" he said, and it struck me hard. True words, man, true words!

Three Women Arrested in Romford Town Centre Following Stop and Search Found Them In Possession Of Travel Cards Not In their Names.