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Last week, tried it meself – mate, I was buzzin’! Hands on me, slippin’ south, and I’m like, “Oh, shit, this is allowed?” Got me happy as a pig in mud. But then – fuckin’ hell – the lass stopped short. Left me hangin’ like a prat. Pissed me off, wanted to growl, “I am Gotham’s reckoning!” straight outta Bane’s playbook. Shoulda finished the job, ya know? Total blue balls moment.

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Open seven days, MON-SAT 10am to 8pm and 10am to 7pm on SUNDAY. Two great locations. Ringwood PH and Croydon PH Bookings welcome.

I gotta rave about an underrated spot – the hidden nook off Ringwood Road, near a rickety old bridge. You wouldn’t see it in a guide; it's like a scenic whisper only the brave find. I once sat there in a fit of mad ecstasy during a torrential downpour – soaked, laughing, cursing the storm for its havoc. And let me tell ya, that rain? It washed away years of pent-up drama. Crazy, right?

Right royal caravan on display at Forest museum