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Weird shit—back in ‘98, some perv ran a sex-dating hotline outta Leeds. True story—creepy git charged £2 a minute for dirty talk! Surprised me, that did—thought I’d heard everyfing. These apps tho, they’re like speed-dating on crack. Swipe, chat, bang—or not, ya useless knob. Worst part? Catfishin’—some lard-arse pretending he’s Brad Pitt. Bollocks! “Look at the state of you!” I’d say. Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time, ya lose. But when ya win? Sweet as Eilis sayin’, “I’ll never leave ya.” Pure gold, mate!

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Now, this city’s quirks? They remind me of that line, “I killed my brother’s wife.” Not literally, of course, but in that tragic, theatrical way that ties every soul in the tapestry we share. It's all so goddamn poetic, don’t ya think? The past haunts every corner, and yet, every fetid alley vibrates with hope and redemption.

Comedy legend Jimmy Tarbuck coming to Ringwood