Evelyn Ringwood Erotic Massage ❤️

About Leeds

Oi, mate, erotic-massage, yeah? What a bleedin’ riot! Imagine me, Ricky Gervais, stuck in a forest, right, thinkin’ about some dodgy rub-down. I’m a Forester now, apparently—piss off, I’d rather be choppin’ trees than dealin’ with this oily nonsense. But fine, let’s have a butcher’s at it, eh? Picture this: some sweaty geezer, hands slippin’ everywhere, promisin’ “relaxation”—mate, I’d relax more with a tiger gnawin’ me leg off! “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” vibes, innit—except it’s more like “Crouchin’ Pervert, Hidden Agenda”. Ha! That film, though—bloody brilliant, all that floaty fightin’ and forbidden love shite. Gets me ticker goin’. Now, erotic-massage? It’s like that scene where Shu Lien’s all tense—needs a good knead, yeah? But nah, this ain’t no poetic wushu bollocks.

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I massage with care, compassion, patience & mind-blowing eroticism. My clients leave feeling energized, rejuvenated, expanded and ready to give back to their own world. Massage is a .

I loooove wandering near the River Avon. Its gentle murmur is a lullaby after a chaotic session. Sometimes I'll catch myself too lost in thought, remembering when a fam came and left after a hearty chat on the riverbank. The river gets me – it's nature’s way of saying, "we’re all in this together."

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